Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!
Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)
by rockstarTurtle December 20, 2013
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Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.
This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.
by Cavepear July 06, 2017
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Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.
Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.
by Elwinrockz December 16, 2009
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legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
by Caitiedyd December 02, 2017
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duck turtle duck

The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼
She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.
by Not-Nikki November 05, 2021
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blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.
by Hockeycapn July 30, 2017
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daughters of the sea turtles

an alternate cult sounding name for VISCO girls, due to the stereotypical phrase: SAVE THE TURTLES.
random girl: (drinking from hydro flask ) SAVE THE TURTLES! and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks....
me:you are a member of the daughters of the sea turtles
random girl : what OwO (drinking from hydro flask)
me:has a cringe attack
me: faints
by antipeta222 January 12, 2021
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