will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.

Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*

by dorkeylordcoopersian July 6, 2016

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toilet

soming you flush like (your leftovers)

flush your toilet

by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022

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Skibidi toilet

IF YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET. YOU ARE A DYSLEXIC ANT SMASHING A TREE CONTENT FARMING JO-JO SIWA HATING CONTENT SPAMMING FYP JUST BLOWED UP 3AM ELON MUSK BOUGHT A PHONE AND FILLED IT WITH HONEY SCHOOL FAILING PARENT BELT WHOOPING YOUR MOM USES YOUR ASS AS A COMPUTER MOUSE YOUR DAD LEFT YOU TO HIRE A 15 YEAR OLD IN A ORPHANAGE “SOO UHH KID WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK ON THE ORPHANAGE OR NO” FRICKING PIMPLED BRAIN AHH YOUR BRAIN ATE ITS OWN BRAINCELLS BECAUSE OF A EXISTENSAL CRISIS.

I hate skibidi toilet

by The epic lapper April 24, 2024

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