Textgate 

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.

“You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.

Textgate by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

stop light texting 

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

stop light texting by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

textmance 

A relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. This realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.

So that new guy I met at the other night, we're totally in a textmance right now. He texts me like every day, all the time. I really like him. I <3 him.

textmance by Lauren Coughlan December 13, 2006

Textagram 

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options

you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy

Textagram by psuwoody March 16, 2009

serial texter 

a person who sends a lot of texts

man i haven't checked my phone in awhile.. ellie is a serial texter so i'm expecting a lot of texts from her

serial texter by matt432 August 14, 2019

Ghetto Texting 

The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be

Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"

Ghetto Texting by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011