When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
by JOEnobody April 01, 2008
A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 27, 2022
by GURINDA PRANESH September 14, 2006
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 07, 2017
Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
by Mr Cincinnati February 02, 2011
by Kari Hatake September 03, 2023
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023