by Hexagonic February 27, 2024
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A legendary bathroom maneuver in which a man, struck with unfortunate timing, gets a boner while taking a dump and instinctively grabs it like the control stick of a bomber plane—mentally narrating the moment as he releases “payloads” into the porcelain blast zone. Usually followed by a moment of self-reflection about why the male brain works this way.
“I was minding my own business and suddenly my brain said ‘target acquired.’ Next thing you know—Mottagazzi Mud Strike.”
by nukelife March 5, 2026
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I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual
by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024
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Get the The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release... mug.Similar to a regular strikeout, but for high schoolers trying not to get caught smoking weed by their parents.
First, you take deep hit of weed, then while holding the hit, you put in eye drops, and then swish some mouthwash around, all before letting out the hit of weed.
This will get you high, and leave you immune to all parental scrutiny when arriving home from a sesh.
First, you take deep hit of weed, then while holding the hit, you put in eye drops, and then swish some mouthwash around, all before letting out the hit of weed.
This will get you high, and leave you immune to all parental scrutiny when arriving home from a sesh.
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
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