stones

A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.

Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-

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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

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stoned quiche

a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.

they know how to surf too.

that group is the stoned quiche.

by my g girl yep September 18, 2017

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Ketney stone

ket•ney stone

/ˈketnē stōn/

(Noun)

Def.: Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: these wooks have been coming in with severe Ketney stones lately

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021

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Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

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