shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

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My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

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Shoe ball

When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook

Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee

by Golferguy February 3, 2021

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Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013

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