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noob

A word that people usually use in gaming as an alternative for "a fucking retard"
this noob really cant use this gun
by google resident April 14, 2022
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Noob

Someone one who look dumb and that's new to anything
There are a lot of NOOBS on Roblox. ~Scalials
by Scalials November 5, 2017
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Noob

Erger dan het K-woord, bestaat niet in nederland
Jij bent echt een noob
by Heejjsji June 21, 2022
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Noob

Someone who is new to something or lacks skill in the subject.
"Anna is a noob at Soccer."
by SonoTornato June 16, 2016
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Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"
by HjAa August 11, 2018
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Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.
Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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