big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time

Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people

by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023

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big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time

Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people

by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023

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Justin Wayne Smith

The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.

Justin Wayne Smith, will you marry me?

by Spurlock Holmes October 30, 2013

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Kelsey Smith

a woman that is (self proclaimed) a lot of fun

Can I get a Kelsey Smith shot? Cause they’re a lot of fun!

by BeardedMike February 03, 2021

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callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 12, 2023

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