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Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.
"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"
by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017
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Self succy

Every man on earth relies on bae for her amazing succs but when bae leaves u for another succ u need to succ urself
Man, to im so lonely, but wait... There's self succys!!
by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017
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self-hating latino

a term, usually used by racists who are masquerading as "progressives" who are upset about Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 presidential election. for context; latinos shifted heavily right, especially in Florida and Texas.

the actual meaning is fucking coconuts. it implies that the accused hates their own race (wtf?), and only has their beliefs (usually socially conservative) due to that factor alone. the majority of latinos care about the economy, it is not out of left field for them to shift heavily either left or right.

this term is often used to deflect from actually analyzing the reasons as to why latinos are gradually shifting right (as of the mid 2020s) so heavily. this is often due to the person using the term being legitimately unable to comprehend how minorities care about more than just identity politics.

by the way, I am not trying to downplay the real self-haters out there, all I am saying is that its merely a hasty generalization to assume all latinos are like that.

Tl;DR, self-hating latino means a latino who hates their race, frequently misused by progressives.
emily says "I hope those self-hating latinos get deported"!

daniel says "finally going mask off now, huh?"
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer November 27, 2024
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Swaggily self-centered

People like Daniel Bisimwa and his brothers who think they have so much swag when they have none.
Mike: Yo bro, your shirt has less swag than mine.
Johnny: Dafuq is wrong with you, are you swaggily self-centered or something.
by MenOfPresence May 16, 2013
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self cumscious

self conscious about the taste of your own cum
by DBEAST2121 August 17, 2024
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self defencer

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong
hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.
by hunk buiskuitmunch March 29, 2023
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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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