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Ryan

Ryan is a small Mexican prick who touches himself to frozen because he loves Elsa, he needs a booster seat when he is in a car because he's so short, if he ever comes up to you, he's tried it on many girls mainly named: Georgia, Chloe, Ellie, Karira, Lulat, Vic, Sadie.
Run away from Ryan
by Elliotjsy May 30, 2017
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life of ryan

a really retarded show made by one of the best (most talented) skaters of our time or maybe ever. Ryan sheckler:The new Tony Hawk. He just happened to make a really stupid publicity move, and start up his own reality show, which made all the 12 year old girls scream, and now his fan base consists of, mostly goddigging whores, and not true hardcore, from the beginning fans because they have all been shoved out of the way because of his stupid golddigging bitches.
thanks for your time.
life of ryan is definately not as rad as i thought it would be...m :(
see: selling out
see: disapointment
by gwarbeauty February 17, 2008
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Ryan Nassif

(Ryan Christopher Nassif): ry-aN N,a(ss)i F)

(full name: ryan christopher nassif) a male who is often misconceived but is just looking for a girl to be his queen. . Sometimes wears (what to appear to be) Real White diamond studs and a white diamond watch just like my sister! (SIKE My sister does NOT have as much swag as The Ryan Nassif) probably masterbates to Angels in Heaven having sex because that is his standard or one of his "Best Friends" or "Butt Buddies", Roman Palumbo who is also good looking but a more unattractive male with less sharp features, earings also, and the same mental problems as a ryan nassif (the only difference is that ryan nassif's penis is 10000X bigger So ive heard ;)). People first see this kid they think he is an overly cocky teenager that doesnt respect girls.(Totally Wrong from personal P.O.V.) A mature ,confident young lad and any girl that is perfect enough to be his girlfriend should have their life completed. Sure to be Successful in his later life and be an Icon. Fun Fact: A "Fighter" of some type.
Girl: Do you know a really attractive guy that i could meet?

Other Girl: Yea, I actually do but he is so attractive i dont think that you cold even lay your eyes on him. He is like Edward Cullen.

Girl: Oh, your talking about The Ryan Nassif? Nevermind :/
by L.A.KINGandVALLEYGOD November 23, 2011
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Ryan Rhodes

Hates Jess Perez, likes his chicks in 2's, best friend you will ever have, can kick Ben Stacey's butt in basketball, soccer and running. Hilarious teenager that is black.
by ThatKidNextDoor( . ) ( . ) September 21, 2011
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ryan burke

in other languages means " little king cunt "

see brizz
by jimmy dick skin October 7, 2009
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Ryan Time

When your wife or girlfriend goes away for the weekend and you spend your time masturbating and drinking signal barrel Jack Daniels
Your friend says "My wife is leaving town for the weekend so I need some Ryan Time"
by Willie Harde October 7, 2006
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Ryan Gleenon

by John69420_Ep!c February 8, 2020
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