Apple Pants

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.

I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.

by Deeks February 23, 2008

moon pants

Pants you where when traveling to the moon.

Kims ass looks so fine in those 'Moon Pants'; wtf? I cant goto the moon in these pants for i need my 'Moon Pants'

by Spiderface January 23, 2003

hot pants

to lust after; to want badly; this does not necessarily fade after you've had the person. It normally gets worse. The pants get hotter.

Jessica has hot pants for Jim so bad that she went out and bought new lingerie.

by Tiffany July 14, 2003

satin pants

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

by speedbag March 12, 2009

Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squishier December 14, 2008

silly pants

1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.

1.) Mario, be quiet you silly pants!
2.) Wow... look at that guy's silly pants!!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

Pants Dance

The dance that somehow involves pants! It's not stripping, but it can be.

A fine non sequitur.

Check it out, ya'll! I'm doing the pants dance!

by Rabspat May 13, 2006