The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably
by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023
the act in where you quickly snatch a cell phone of an unsuspecting victim and flipping it around so that the back of the phone is facing the user. the phone-flip is best used during texing.
by My-Latte-Floats-Hard May 20, 2012
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by #Rizzler March 31, 2024
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by #Rizzler March 31, 2024
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
by wazzip September 27, 2016
A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH
bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that
Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that
Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
by Sipahi__ September 17, 2024