uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018

Math Rocking

When you sit in your room contemplating your sexuality to the smooth tones of depressed men.

I always see Jason Math Rocking on Discord, maybe I should check on him.

When Jamal is Math Rocking he says it feels like there's 6 men in his head and their fighting for a casting couch.

by EdieD March 31, 2023

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.

Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010

Worm on a rock

A vagina on a chubbier chick where the curtain portion is covered by the large outside. Instead the vagina bulges out a little and all you see is a line, resembling a worm on a rock.

Damn, i was gonna go down on her, but it looked too much like a worm on a rock.

by fatvaghater July 1, 2011

rock-a-bye

It's an interjection, always used to settle a baby or child down to sleep.

"rock-a-bye, Baby," sang Alfred in strident tones and he swung the child high in his arms.

by Rockbabe! January 4, 2018

'Nam Rock

A genre comprised of rock used for the soundtracks of old Vietnam War films. Basically CCR songs, but can include songs from other groups from the 60s and 70s.

"Breh, turn of that 'Nam Rock."
"Nah, dude, 'Run Through the Jungle' slaps."

by PeaceFrog112 February 12, 2021