Noah

-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)
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Has a massive cock the biggest u will ever see and he gets so many girls cause he is the sexiest person ever
Girl “Omg noah has a massive cock
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He has a massive cock and get loads of girls
Girl “omg its Noah he is so sexy and has a massive cock
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Noah is normally a psycho and will threaten to stab you multiple times.
That murder is named Noah!
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Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
God dang, Noah's here. He's going to make everything worse
by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019
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A Noah is a homophobic, very pro-life, over religious person who even when proven wrong, says they're right.
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