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Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
by Anthony juul October 29, 2019
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Noah

Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah’s are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah’s always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah’s are the nicest mean people you’ll ever meet.
Wow that Noah has cool things
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah Boedecker

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.
by slayfrslayfr February 15, 2024
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noah stew

noah is an absolute goof and loves to munch go buckets from kfc, stew is also the worst driver youll ever witness.
hey look theres noah stew, hes eating a go bucket and swerving all over the road
by biggoofmasterchief37 January 19, 2022
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Noah

Noah is someone who can frustrate you to the ends of the earth when he tries to prove his toughness and manliness but only ends up hurting those around him. He is loud and boisterous and loves interrupting people. He seems to have no regard for people but on the inside, he is the most caring, compassionate and warm person in the whole wide world. At times he is your worst enemy and at others your best friend. He is someone you can trust your secrets with(with caution) and always pulls through right when you need him. He is someone you can love and hate and love again. Loving him is like a rollercoaster. The type of ones you throw up at the end of but are creaming with fear, and laughing with joy while you're on it. In the end, no matter how much he makes you want to rip your hair out, never let him go because you'll never find another like him.
Noah...STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
by MEDITHC March 8, 2023
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Noah van De Roen

Synoniem voor Greenday fanboy homo
Noah van De Roen is zo nen dommen homo, hij luisterd naar Greenday
by Stijn Stalpaert March 31, 2023
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Noah

Noah is better than kyle and has a bigger dick than kyle.
Noah is my nigga bro.
by Hurryings October 28, 2021
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