Muffin Top

When a girl's pubic hair is visible above her belt line. This usually occurs when low riders are combined with a lack of personal grooming or the act of reaching over one's own head.

Sally and I are going to the library to see who can spot the most muffin tops! Wanna come?

by Park Il-sun January 11, 2009

muffin club

A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.

When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

by Liz T December 16, 2003

muffin crust

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

by Stephanie Comfort August 20, 2007

apple muffin

The best muffin in town.

Oh my god that apple muffin was orgasmic!

by wizzlez January 19, 2009

Mystery Muffins

A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....

Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.

by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010

Frag-Muffin

Used to replace Fuck in a sentence.

What the Frag-Muffin! That guy just keyed my car!

by Killdar August 19, 2008