People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. 
A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
by absoluteindoubtt February 5, 2023
Get the matthew gray gublermug. An extremely talented young man, that loves unconditionally. He loves his mama and his siblings. He may act tough on the outside but he is the sweetest, most caring and generous person you could ever meet. First you fall for his smile. Then you’ll look into his big brown eyes and you’ll never want to take your eyes away. His voice is so soothing and deep that you will want to fall asleep to it. Although he has made a lot of mistakes, he knows he has messed up and will try to fix it eventually. Be careful with Matthew’s, because once you fall in love, there’s no going back. Hope they find what they deserve in life and realize their mistakes. Fate and hope will always be by their sides.
by aj:]:-) December 11, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.
by Jared I January 3, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. by Mattsterwayne December 25, 2016
Get the matthew mccommasmug.