Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.

Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*

by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023

matthew

terrible at rocket league

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Matthew

A nice person who can always beat you at smash bros and will always be better than you at jedi fallen order.

Thant matthew AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023

matthew

Mathew is gay, wierd, and sus

Look at that Matthew!
Matthew is gay

by Toasj May 5, 2023

matthew george smith x

my gorgeus fiancee who is an absolute dingo but i love him

" whos a cutie wootie" words of matthew george smith x

by matthewsgoodgirl191022 May 8, 2023

Hardball with Chris Matthews

an American television talk show that was hosted by Chris Matthews. The program premiered on the now-defunct America's Talking network in 1994

Matthews hosted his weeknight hour-long talk show, Hardball with Chris Matthews, on America's Talking and later on MSNBC, from 1997 until March 2, 2020

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023