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Jordan Bair

The faggot of the group and hat likes penis
by BigDickCummings December 14, 2019
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Jordan

A word a coon made on tiktok to get white ppl validation.
This Jordan Mad
by Heretotelltruth April 5, 2021
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jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern
by Evadely November 1, 2013
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Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
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Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
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Jordan

Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
Friend: who’s Jordan?

Me: don’t even get me started..
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019
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jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind
That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey
by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016
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