National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme

"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by anonymous January 31, 2022

Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024

joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.

I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.

by Voytass September 26, 2014

The Country Of Japan Is The Fastest Joke In The World

The Country Of Japan Is The Fastest Joke In The World

The Country Of Japan Is The Fastest Joke In The World

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

CFJ - Cool Funny Joke

"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.

Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?

Bf: What about my girl?

Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."

by Yashirim June 12, 2024