Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

by hey_its_po January 9, 2018

Jake Paul

A snake and liar unlike his brother Logan, his rapping is worse

Have you heard Jake Paul’s rap?
Yeah! It fucking sucks!

by UrbanSkater January 11, 2018

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017

Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake Pauler

A group of people trying to be part of a movement

A jake pauler is a person that wants to be part of a movement

by Rebelliongirl December 4, 2017

Jake Paul

Satan in the form of a Youtube reject.

Why are you praying?
Jake Paul is coming for us...

by Pananymoose December 11, 2017

Jake Hester

An incredible boy that you should hold onto forever. He is the kindest boy you’ve ever met, and has the most stunning smile in the world. Usually has light brown hair that looks good no matter what he does to it, and has the most beautiful bright brown eyes. He makes you feel worthy and special, and is extremely humble despite his amazing athletic abilities. If you have a Jake Hester, hold onto him tight because there is no one in the universe that could be anything close to him.

Person 1: Who is that boy that made it on varsity? He’s only a freshman!

Person 2: Oh, that’s Jake Hester he’s so good at basketball and literally every sport!

Person 1: There’s this boy that really like, he has the most dazzling smile and is the nicest person i’ve ever met! :)
Person 2: Oh I bet his name is Jake Hester!

by camomile8794 December 17, 2017