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Handrew Jackson

A handjob that costs $20 is the Handrew Jackson.
She was low on cash, so she was giving Handrew Jackson’s at the party.
by Nirrag May 12, 2023
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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023
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Jackson

Jackson is a type of guy who’s got a huge dick. He is the most perfect person you’ll ever meet and will surely steal yo bitch.
“Yeah that guy Jackson took my girl yesterday just by looking at her”
by Jackson 🙏🏻 November 21, 2023
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Jackson

Jackson is this wonderful and helpful person. Jackson is a drummer, a snare at that.

The best snare drummer there ever was! ‼️
Person 1: “Have you heard of jackson?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! He was the best percussionist around.”
by Paradiddlydonkey November 22, 2023
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Paris Jackson

A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"
by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023
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johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway
ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan
by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023
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Jackson

some dumbass White bitch with black hair which says he is 6 foot but is 5'4 and is 14 years old currently and is always glued to his phone and computer. Also friends of 2 motherfuckers.
Friend 1: "what's up guys"
Jackson: "Friend 1, I haven't seen you in a long time-"
Friend 2 : "Wanna play-"
Jackson: "SHUT UP NIG-"
by some dumb fucker December 5, 2023
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