When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.
by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007
Get the Hot Pocketmug. A simple but effective means of describing a male human who is badly endowed with a small, pointy knife-like phallus, however has all sorts of extra useful functions, taking a practical, positive approach to pleasuring a female human despite his size.
by feral the ksutra April 4, 2009
Get the Pocket knifemug. Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug. Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of a woman leaving a males ejaculatory fluids inside her vagina for more than two days, thus leaving a nasty-ass smell.
Jenna- " Gah its been a couple days since i showered after hookin up with that guy, my cooch smells like a "Rot Pocket" .
by sneakysob121 February 6, 2012
Get the rot pocketmug. A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008
Get the hot pocketsmug.