skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

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Skinned Quail

When a man grabs the base of their scrotum making it look like a quail that has had all of the feathers plucked off of it.

Hello Jocelyn - have you ever seen a skinned quail?

by werd-smith January 30, 2019

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Skin knuckle

A tiny penis that is not erect but is verry tiny and holds it self up by its own tiny size

Tom: hey Joe why did your girl leave you?

Joe: well tom I'm pretty sure the last words she told me before she left with you to your place last Night was " hey tom eat a dick cause that's all your good for with your tiny little skin knuckle !

by Tacoliker March 22, 2018

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skin focals

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Mary was having trouble reading the daily newspaper, so John decided to drop his pants and loan her his skin focals.

by VGJunkie August 29, 2008

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skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)

Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”

by Dani Jacobs August 04, 2019

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