human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021

Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis

Hey bro wanna play human bop it

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022

Humanity

Dean Winchester

Metatron : He's in love... with Humanity.

by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017

The Human Robot

girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace

shes the human robot of our school

by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024