Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016

Gary Groundwork

Someone who does all of the hard work of buttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. Gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really 'comfortable' for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. He tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. "Jim" (Jim's mowing) is the counterpart who usually "cut's his grass" and takes all the benefit of poor Gary laying all the ground work.

Fucking Jared stole that blonde off Joel the other night. Joel was doingthe biggest Gary Groundwork chatting to her all night, and Jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. What a fuckwit.

by FemShepAU December 28, 2016

a grounder

a batted ball that travels along the ground

ummmm like oh thats a grounder

by by bitchhhhhhhhhhh April 2, 2019

somewhat grounded

Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”

“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”

“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”

by Kapache’ April 10, 2019

Break Grounding

To disobey restrictions while grounded

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021

The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021