"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.
by zruwl February 13, 2025
by John Henryz June 25, 2010
1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
by Joselyn hernandez *a dog* July 12, 2021
by Joselyn hernandez *a dog* July 12, 2021