Facebookaholic

n. One addicted to facebookahol.

He's a facebookaholic.
What's facebookahol? lolololololololololl

by |-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4 January 6, 2008

facebook creeping

the act of looking through someone's facebook profile, pictures, info, etc. this is something we are all guilty of even though the majority of us won't admit it

So, I was facebook creeping and found this hilarious photo!

by sweeterthanpi March 23, 2011

Facebook Fuck

The act of "liking" a large quantity of posts on a person's Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.

Girl-"Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall"

Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"

by Caitbg January 17, 2010

facebook creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's and/or stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity usually of the opposite sex. Also the act of getting random information from a person's Facebook profile by snoping around. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.

Farva: "Hey, did you hear John broke up with Rachel?

Josh: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping AGAIN Farva?"

Farva: "No, of course I wasn't! You do that, not me!"

by I_love_creeping April 13, 2010

Facebook Father

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012

facebooker

one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.

michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.

by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009

Facebook Famous

An individual who friended you, along with every other person in your dorm, prior to the start of the year and is easily recognizable. This person initially seems to be cool, but soon everyone outs him/her for the stalker that he/she is.

First Day of College:
John: Oh shit...isn't that _________ over there hitting on that broad?
Matt: You're right, that kid seems to be fucking awesome.

3 Weeks into College:
John: Look at that fucking Facebook Famous cock-monkey...he would not know a single person here without facebook.
Matt: Ya, that kid is a fucking douche-nozzle...

by The T-Bone November 10, 2006