fruit fairy

A gay man that tries to convert straight men into homosexuality so they can sleep with them

Dennis: john wood tried to take me to his room guys, he’s a fucking fruit fairy

by Augonurban February 15, 2023

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

fruit beluga

A flamboyantly fat gay person.

That fucking fruit beluga

by ApesEscapes69 July 15, 2024

Fruits

Having a fat ass

“Aye Maddie You know where the fruits are”

by Gang sheee February 11, 2022