Facebook aids

when facebook introduce something new

like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error

" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"

Facebook aids by nbrennnan September 14, 2009

Facebook bingo 

Stupid shit that warrants execution or sterilization on the part of the inventor. GTFO my internets.

"OMG, facebook bingo!"
*bang*

Facebook bingo by Loqueria April 7, 2010

facebook raped 

A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.

Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"

Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."

facebook raped by youallhaveaids August 15, 2009

Facebook STD Test 

Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.

Can be used to ascertain the following data:

A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs

A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.

John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?

Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.

John: Can I see her picture?

Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.

John: Nice.

Facebook STD Test by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010

Facebook Lag 

That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.

John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off

Facebook Lag by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010

Facebook Apprehension

The transitional stage between using MySpace as a primary social networking service to Facebook. It is commonly accompanied by irrational feelings of hatred towards the new-found social networking website, and possibly even mass confusion. Disdainful status updates, sneering remarks concerning Facebook's privacy policies, and eventually temporary profile deletion shortly follow after profile creation.

Monica: Carlos still uses MySpace more than Facebook.
Glen: Yeah, I read his blog and he never stops talking about how much everyone and everything sucks.

Monica: Give him another couple months, he just has facebook apprehension.

Facebook Apprehension by cakeisallright June 4, 2010

Facebook stalker

someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them

I Facebook stalkered your Girlfriend on facebook. P.S. she is cute

Facebook stalker by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 16, 2011