I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Drive Runner

Someone physically attractive; someone who "runs" your sex "drive" up.

That girl at the bar is a real Drive Runner, my balls are already blue

by GarciaForReal99 January 4, 2024

Fairway Drive

An awesome Pornogrind band hailing from Whangafuckenpeoceofshit NZ. The album 'Fairway Dr' (2008) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Make Me Rich'(MC Gilbert cover) is an awesome song that any pornohead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.

Guy1: Fuck that new Pornogrind band made 8 grand of itunes

Guy2: yea Fairway Drive, there a grand band.

by Duddly October 20, 2008

Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022

Drive Stay

Something Jake Paul does not do after throwing water balloons at Dillon Danis because he is doing a “drive-by”.

Why doesn’t Jake Paul do a Drive Stay?

Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.

by ConorfightJake December 15, 2020

Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII

If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.

by fartlove99 January 27, 2021