A person that drinks with a friend but is mainly there to provide entertainment and back up in case of disagreements with other equally drunk people
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Get the Wet Drink mug.Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton
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Get the sink & drink mug.A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'
Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can
John: i know man im gonna go hyper
30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink
John: i know man im gonna go hyper
30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink
by Energy drink addict February 3, 2017
Get the Energy drink mug.1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.
2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”
2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”
Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”
A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”
A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
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