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I am not crazy

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...
by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024
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Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.
Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.
by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022
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Crazy?

Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.
by Settro June 13, 2023
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Crazy Amy

Typically a blonde of short dumpy nature who is mentally unstable. She is mostly a meth addict who will perform sex acts for drugs. From men urinating in her vagina to performing oral on men with herpes outbreaks she is disturbing as it comes. A fine example of incest, she carries two STDs at a time. Is a distant relative of a boar hog.
OMG don't make eye contact. Look at this crazy Amy, she is a dirty bitch, still eating, and a tard.
by Andrew joshman January 13, 2023
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Thats crazy

The term "Thats crazy" is the most polite way of saying "I dont give a fuck" to someone. Make sure to say it with a stone face so that they get the hint
Guy: yo i got a new phone man it was like 1000 bucks bro, i can play all the shit now. This thing doesnt lag....

You: "Thats crazy."
by Ron Mc Don April 9, 2022
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zulu crazy

When you give someone 16 years of your life and they have twins with your granddaddy
That’s zulu crazy!
by Creed962 June 14, 2024
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crazie

one who's cock is mind blowing... or to defy nature...
im sure his name is crazie,

he is just crazie
,its crazie to take that

thats just crazie.
by true champ February 21, 2025
mugGet the craziemug.

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