Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 March 16, 2011

Chop Schlop

1.When you shake your head around and your cheeks flap against your face, making a slapping noise
2.When you and your girl do anal and she does the same thing with her ass

1.Steve, do the chop schlop!
*slapslapslapslap*
2.Me and my girl did the chop schlop last night, my dick still feels good

by grease_of_sandwich September 09, 2019

Chopping

Chopping is like when you are starting to talk to a potential love interest

Yeah we are just chopping it up for now
Or we chopping

by Reapaaaah May 30, 2022

Chopping

When you're getting that ass and you feel like a lumberjack on the hottest day of the summer . at the end of it all you are drenched in sweat and you look like you just got out of the shower.

Nigga fred-"what up leo, wanna smoke a bowl guey?
Me- opens door naked-"nah homie I'm fucking busy right now."
Nigga fred-"you chopping?"
Me-"fuck yeah man and I'm killing it in there so ill get back at you later."

by BowsLion October 27, 2020

Chopping

Wanking, tossing

If you want to spend your time furiously chopping behind your locked bathroom door that's up to you, but just remember that in real life - she's mine.

by Duncling April 13, 2018

Chop Spot

A nice chill safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.

Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.

Hows about kings park?

Fuck yeah were outta here

by trel July 17, 2006

Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024