wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"

Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes

by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016

Stupid Check

stupid check (n.): A basic task or test designed to check if you have been paying attention/have basic knowledge in a subject area you have been taught more thoroughly about.

ex: "I thought that chem exam would be hard but half the questions were about stuff we learned last year. Total stupid check."

by blakingdom September 22, 2021

The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011

check

look at; take notice of.

"check the remix"

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008