Crackers

when something is extremely dry, extremely ugly, extremely boring or just ass

That fit is crackers
That festival was crackers

by ShmeldaKakumba May 12, 2025

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

Cracker

The slur cracker comes from the 1800’s when American slave owners would whip their slaves. The sound of the whip made a cracking sound, and because of their low intelligence at the time of the majority, they referred to their master’s behind their backs as cracker

‘Master just cracked me on the back’

‘No. Cracker just cracked you on the back.’

by Translate ‘balls bag’ french February 21, 2022

caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.

Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022