Sky Check

that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks

or

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!

by Absol Night July 17, 2011

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Vibe check

when you check someone's vibe

person 1: yooo what is up my guy! VIBE CHECK!!! *reaches out hands*

person 2: yah vibe kk

by anonymous February 9, 2021

Spot Check

Checking another’s arrival or departure of a location. Either where they are, where they will be or where they are going.

“What time will you be at Carols?”
-I don’t know, why?
“Oh no reason, just a spot check”

by supercalafragilisticergonomics November 7, 2018

Check shamed

When you critique the waitress for not getting the check to when requested.

Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.

by King Jarvis January 19, 2018

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015