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Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce
dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi
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Brandon

Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.
Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.
by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021
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Brandon

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!
by reqizy November 21, 2021
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Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all
Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers
by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018
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brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head
I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall
by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017
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brandon yamaguchi

A subtle flex that tends to acquire clout naturally without chasing it. An ATL Wings x Travis Scott connoisseur who casually cops Supreme and works out alone at night. One that gains satisfaction from beer pong victories.
Jon: Hey who should I bring as a plus one to Jenna's rager.

Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
by yamalover21 May 8, 2019
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