Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce
Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done
BOOM
Brandon sauce
Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done
BOOM
Brandon sauce
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