boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight

Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.

by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009

Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.

I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011

[boner]-mouth

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.

"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"

by smoo616 December 29, 2007

Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"

"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!

by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009

Value Boner

Unexpected, but welcomed boners.

When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."

by Big Davey B February 25, 2013

Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.

Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.

by Jer_TO May 6, 2013