Sonic attack

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

by Fenri February 20, 2020

Trump Attack

When you "Grab 'em by the pussy". Literally grab someone in the pussy

I just trump attacked someone!

by Thaun April 24, 2017

attackive

The opposite of defensive.

(Me, talking to my wife: "I wouldn't be so defensive if you would stop being attackive!")

by J, Le Frank August 20, 2025

Wing Attack

The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.

I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.

by Josh Davis March 29, 2023

Heart attack and a hangover

Mixing Jack Daniels and Monster Energy

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018

Attackive

What I think my wife is, when I get defensive. Though 'Boardgame Apostle' is onto something: it can be a 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆 to defensiveness.

I'd be less defensive if you were less attackive!

by J, Le Frank November 21, 2021

SIDS attack

A rapid onset of sneezing that is uncontrollable. The disease SIDS causes people to have frequent SIDS attacks. In order for rapid sneezing to qualify as a SIDS attack, you must sneeze at minimum 4 within 30 seconds of each other.

Saul: Please go blow your nose and stop sneezing.
Ryan: I can't control it, I am having another SIDS attack!

by jonny frekworthe March 24, 2022