April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)

"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"

by Got2bhairspray April 23, 2021

April 12th

Single Mother Appreciation day

Omg it’s April 12th. I have to go thank my single mom

by Specter 7924 May 7, 2021

April 17

National fuck your friends day

April 17 is the one one day you can fuck your friend and it’s not weird

by Http Shamena April 16, 2022

No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation

Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april

by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019

April 15th

April 15th is National Anime day you don't go outside stay inside and only watch anime. Weebs you can sit back and relax watch some Haikyu or Assassination Classroom

April 15th is a special day for weebs

by CellsE April 15, 2020

April 5

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls April 5

by Coolguythatishigh October 25, 2019

April 28

The national suck your friends dick day!!!

Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28

by Powerguido November 17, 2020