speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 03, 2025

Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 08, 2023

tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.

Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.

by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023

Ro-Tard

A Ro-Tard is a Robloxian or a ROBLOX character who loves to ask for free handouts, or promotions in groups especially!!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 1: Hey Chief, can I haz some ROBUX!?

Chief: NO!

ROBLOX Probationary Firefighter 2: Hey Chief can I become Fire Chief!?

Chief: No you Ro-Tard earn it yourself!

by AussieAus_RBLX December 19, 2018

Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 06, 2024