Killing pigs

Wasting time on your mobile device.

From the addictive app "Angry Birds" - a game where you use birds to try and kill the pigs.

Please stop killing pigs and listen to me!

by scootergirl October 22, 2010

Guardian PIg

A often large and unsightly human female who refuses to let her friends get laid, not because she's a good person, but because she's evil.

The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.

Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"

Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".

Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".

Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".

by DJ McDoogle January 19, 2011

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

wool pig

A sheep. They stink, make funny noises, and all you want them for is wool!

Look at those wooly sheep in that field, what a bunch of wool pigs.

by jumper November 5, 2007

Daddy Pig

mmm~ a sexy pig~ I want his pp~~

daddy pig is so sexy I would kill mommy pig just to look at him😍

by lalalala_human August 2, 2020

jiggly pig

An annoying person who is prone to tantrums when things don't go their way.

most children

by Richard July 23, 2003

Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014