Messy willy

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020
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Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!
by Poop Gobbler February 16, 2021
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eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.
Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014
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willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
by Shaniqua.lickes.bum October 18, 2015
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willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.
i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.
by ronjeremyuiyt November 04, 2017
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Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.
As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.
by 9 toe stud June 12, 2021
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C. Willy

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.
"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"
by call me maybe August 07, 2012
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