wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009

wet tornado

a guy rubbing his penis into a girls ear while cumming.

Pablo wanted to get back at that bitch so he gave her a wet tornado.

by Katartha May 14, 2006

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005

D-Wet

Another word used to describe the act of fellatio.

I got my D-Wet last night by a drunk ass bitch!

by Ralph Ramford March 18, 2007

wet sandra

A wet sandra: the condition of a wet hand after having jacked off your boyfriend.

"Gross, were you trying to give me a Dirty Sanchez?"
"No, that's a Wet Sandra."

by dargersrealm March 27, 2012

Wet Larry

A kinky move often employed by certain members within the S.E. Portland singles scene. Whilst taking the female from behind (either performing Doggie Style or partaking in some Muddy Love), the man shows his gratitude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.

So I was going to Brown Town last night on this beast of a woman that I met at the bar. She was pretty much the worst piece of ass I've ever had, so I said 'fuck it' and hawked a loogie in her right ear. She was pissed, but all I could say was 'hey, at least I didn't give you a muddy buccaneer.'

by The Coldest Adam in Town October 20, 2004