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Stone

a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo
Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet
by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021
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Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.
Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!
by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
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Stone souping

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.
Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”
by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025
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Stone girl

Women born without vaginas. The symptom is known as vaginal agenesis.

Source of the word is most likely Chinese, from 石女, which literally means “stone girl”.
John: I just found out last night that Alice is a stone girl, how am I supposed to hit home run?
Tom: Oh bro, that sucks.
by Ointmaster October 7, 2023
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blow stones

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.
by Pizzacock24786 May 9, 2017
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Thomas Haddon Stone

An amazing friend and person who you can count on to be supportive and listen to you when you need him to. He is funny and kind and awesome and is NOT my sibling. He is funny and can bounce back from a bad mood.
"Thomas Haddon Stone is such a sigma male bro"
"i know right maybe I should steal Tom's skin and become Tom"
"wtf?"
by RatMaster123 October 31, 2023
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wet stone

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016
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