dry jerk

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.

Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.

'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'

by Beadlover November 1, 2017

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.

“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”

by BDizzy January 29, 2024

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.

Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”

by stabbing August 21, 2023

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016