V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014

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Toni V., B.

toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.

the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.

also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.

as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.

so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.

i will love you until the day i die <3

omg this person is so cool! must be a toni v., b.

by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024

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