Skip to main content

Ring job

While wearing a thumb ring slide it into the female’s asshole until it sits inside like an egg in a nest.
Olivia gave me the best ring job last night
by Hungboi96 July 30, 2022
mugGet the Ring jobmug.

Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)
Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it
by LittleCC November 4, 2021
mugGet the Wok ringmug.

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 24, 2011
mugGet the Ring Bonermug.

ring singularity

Also known as a "rotating uncharged blackhole" or a "Kerr blackhole". One of the four possible solutions to Einstien's field equations for general relativity. Unlike a standard blackhole, which has a single point singularity, a ring singularity is ring shaped because the blackhole is rotating. Any object that has spin and collapses into a blackhole would turn into a ring singularity.

Ring singularities are known to be of special interest because of the unusual phenomenons that occur near the singularity, that would not occur at a single point singularity. The structure of the rotating blackhole is different.

In a rotating blackhole, the outer layer is called the ergoshpere, which is shaped like a ovaloid. There are also two event horizons, the outer event horizon is taurus shaped. The outer event horizon acts like that of the event horizon found in a non-rotating blackhole. However the inner event horizon is different. Inside the inner event horizon space and time start acting normal again.

The real interesting part is about the ring singularity at the center. The edges of the ring singularity act like a singularity found in any non-rotating blackhole. However the central region inside of the ring according to physicists acts like either a portal to another universe, a wormhole, or both.

Majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity. This is because all objects in the universe have some amount spin, including stars that collapse into a blackhole.
A ring singularity could act like a portal. Also, majority if not all blackholes in the universe have a ring singularity.
by MST3K I like August 30, 2022
mugGet the ring singularitymug.

Midwest meat heist ring

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 5, 2022
mugGet the Midwest meat heist ringmug.

Ring of Fire

(n) The ring of blood around your penis when you have sex with a woman on her period
My girl was being a bitch all week and I finally figured out she was on her period. So I fucked her and let her give me a Ring of Fire.
by foil7 December 11, 2021
mugGet the Ring of Firemug.

Share this definition