Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Crazy Shit

When 2 elements combine to provide disorder and extreme shitness at the same time. Typically leads to catastrophic results however in rare cases (10000:1 chance) the elements blend seamlessly to create a force to be reckoned with.

Sam and Jack in the same team on Civ 6. Crazy Shit.

by Ze Germans. March 5, 2021

Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021

shits gizzle

you know the shits gizzle.. when something is just too rad

hey yo that party last week was the shits gizzle!

by mamabanlilred March 6, 2021

Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

Shit

Poo in pants

Did you poo
Yes I did shit

by Cupcake sweetie March 7, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021